Season Six, Episode Seven: For Your Eyes Mostly
Transcript
INT. ATHENACORP - NIGHT
Chet and Athena sit by the ROARING FIRE. Chet’s receiver BEEPS softly nearby. Wine is poured.
CHET
This vintage is...wow.
ATHENA
We get only the best up in the penthouse suite.
CHET
Whattya say you untie my hands so I can enjoy a glass.
ATHENA
I don’t think so. Here. Have a straw.
She PLOPS a twisty straw into Chet’s glass.
CHET
Crazy straw. Nice.
ATHENA
Cheers.
She clinks her glass to his. They drink.
CHET
Seems like old times.
ATHENA
Having a drink.
CHET
Cozy little fire going.
ATHENA
Trying to figure how your partner’s planning to kill you.
CHET (genuinely nostalgic)
Yeah. So now what do we do?
ATHENA
I’m considering my options.
She drops something on the table.
ATHENA
You bugged my frog.
CHET
I was concerned about you.
ATHENA
And then, according to you, someone - someone who didn’t appear on my security cameras or leave any physical evidence - broke in here and modified your tracker.
CHET
At which point it picked up a rogue signal and broadcast it all over the place. And that signal is emanating from you.
Beat.
ATHENA
How?
CHET
I always said you were radiant.
ATHENA
Your little device says it’s definitely coming from...me. It’s not planted somewhere on my hat or jacket or something?
CHET
Well if you want to take your clothes off...
ATHENA
One-track mind.
CHET
I’d go first if it’d make you more comfortable.
She leans in.
ATHENA
I’m just gonna move your wine glass, Mister President.
CHET
Absolutely.
Clink. She takes out her own device. Beep beep beep.
CHET
Wait, what’s that gadget?
DING.
ATHENA
Scanning the DNA from your glass.
CHET
Ah. So it’s not just like old times.
ATHENA
You’re not a clone. Now for me...
She scans.
CHET
Seriously?
ATHENA
I test myself six times a day.
CHET
Darlin’, you’re getting a little...
(DING)
...obsessed.
ATHENA
I’m clean too. I subject myself to electromagnetic pulses every time I walk into this building, this office, the shower or bed.
CHET
That really can’t be healthy -
ATHENA
Ever since the rise of TerryCorps I haven’t gone twelve hours without zapping myself to prevent little eavesdroppers like you. So again I ask, how can I, a 100 percent human being, be transmitting a signal?
CHET
Well I guess you’ve got a ghost.
Beat.
ATHENA
Fact one: someone is screwing with us.
CHET
Agreed. I suggest we bring the EMF in to investigate -
ATHENA
Fact two: you’re not leaving this building. Nobody will know you’re here, and you’re absolutely not telling Granger about this.
CHET
Fact three: good luck keeping me here.
ATHENA
Fact four: you want to stay. Because you’re worried about me.
CHET
...fact five...you’re right.
ATHENA
So. There’s a bed in the office. Terry used to sleep here when he had late nights.
CHET
A real go-getter, huh?
ATHENA
No, he was trying to beat Skyrim.
CHET
You ever work late enough to stay?
ATHENA
Never.
CHET
Nuts.
ATHENA
Look. The only person I trust is ME. Now I find I might be compromised. So the second most trustworthy person is -
CHET
Chet Phillips!
ATHENA
Mackenzie McGrath. But she’s living in clone central with Carbon Copy Granger. Which means she’s out.
CHET
So I’m the third most trusted person in your life?
ATHENA
No, but you’re here. And you have your uses. And...for whatever reason...I know you actually do care about what happens to me.
CHET
I really do. For whatever reason.
ATHENA
Listen, this isn’t going to be free room and board. I’m gonna put you to work.
CHET
I accept. Where? Research and development? Personal security?
ATHENA
No. I hear you have experience as a janitor now. We’ve been looking for one. Enjoy!
She moves to leave.
CHET
...the EMF gives me every other Tuesday off.
ATHENA
Mmm...rejected.
MUSIC: THEME SONG
MISSION VOICE
Mission Rejected. The story of the world’s most secret agents...the backups. Tonight’s episode: For Your Eyes Mostly.
EXT. SIDEWALK - NIGHT
LETA
Hi.
NEWSCASTER CONNIE (ON PHONE)
You know why I’m calling.
LETA
I know I just... I don’t think I can do this.
NEWSCASTER CONNIE (ON PHONE)
Come on Leta, you reached out to ME remember?
LETA
I know. But, I just don’t think this will change anything.
NEWSCASTER CONNIE (ON PHONE)
Leta, I’ve worked with many whistleblowers, and yeah, things do not go easy for them, I won’t deny that. But the ones who take down the big guys, they don’t regret it.
LETA
Yeah, but that’s just it. How do we know this is going to do any good? If the company is hurting, how come nothing has changed? They’re giving a bunch of money for this fundraiser for Christ’s sake.
NEWSCASTER CONNIE (ON PHONE)
We’ve been over this, Leta, at the very least, they’re hiding what you know from shareholders. But you and I both know there has to be more to it. Something very wrong is happening at Cash Incorporated.
LETA
Look, I’m on my way to this benefit tonight. I have to go.
NEWSCASTER CONNIE (ON PHONE)
Leta, I’m ready for this NOW. I’ve got the story written, my editor is waiting. I need the numbers.
LETA
I’m sorry. I just don’t think it’s worth it.
NEWSCASTER CONNIE (ON PHONE)
Come on, Leta! This is important! We have an opportunity to make a difference here. What can I do to convince you? What would it take to change your mind?
LETA
I’m not sure anyone can change my mind at this point.
A BEEP as she hangs up the phone.
Immediately, a car pulls up.
LETA
What the...
A window rolling down.
SKIP
Hello! Pick up for Leta Jones? Thank you for choosing Unter!
LETA
I didn’t call an Unter.
SKIP
Oh, you didn’t need to! Your company has Unter for business and I’m here to take you to your event this evening!
LETA
They called a car to take me five blocks? Ugh, typical.
She opens the car door and gets inside.
INT. UNTER DRIVE - NIGHT
SKIP
Welcome! My name is Gaviston Glamdrop, delighted to be your driver this evening!
LETA
Thanks... Gaviston.
Sound of the window going up, muffling the traffic outside.
SKIP
So, you’re going to the “Bee the Change Benefit” huh? You must BEE excited about protecting our pollinators!
LETA
Yeah.
SKIP
It sounds wonderful! Everyone will be enjoying themselves, they’ll be making a vital contribution to protect the eco system... AND my seventh favorite Power Ballad band is playing!
LETA
How do you know that?
SKIP
I... well... I guess I just keep up with the buzz in the bee community!
LETA
You’re on the Society’s mailing list too?
SKIP
Why... yes! You as well?
LETA
I didn’t even remember I was on it to be honest. They have my college email.
SKIP
You, uh, must have a pretty important role at Cash Incorporated to get our premium Unter service!
LETA
Not really. I’m just an Account Supervisor. This is a first for me.
SKIP
Well... you must be pleased to work with the most successful real estate mogul in the country!
LETA
I really only met him one time.
SKIP
And your company is supporting the Tristate Conservation Society!
LETA
I was a little surprised by that actually. The company has no connection to the Society that I know of. I think I’m the only person working there whose ever done anything for conservation. But Cash MacDonald is coming to this benefit himself. My boss told me to go say hi to him tonight, so I guess I will have met him two times.
SKIP
So do you... like working at Cash Incorporated?
LETA
Heh, how much time do you have?
SKIP
One minute and thirty seconds to drop off!
LETA
I guess it’s not what I always thought I’d be doing. I majored in non-profit management. But I got a job with Cash Inc. right out of college. I guess I figured I’d put in a few years at big firm and then start my own non-profit... that was twelve years ago.
SKIP
It’s never too late!
LETA
The more time I spend in the industry, the more it feels impossible. I used to think all it took to turn around housing, or greenhouse emissions, or pollution in this city was someone who didn’t care about making a fortune. But I think it’s harder than that.
SKIP
Well, I hope you don’t give up, Ms. Jones. I believe the world does need people who put their efforts toward making it a better place, even if it feels impossible sometimes.
LETA
Thanks, Gaviston.
Sound of car coming to a halt.
SKIP
Well, here we are! As a premium member, you can use mobile tap to charge the company account! Just tap your phone here on the panel to...
Beeping sound.
LETA
It’s fine, I have a company card.
SKIP
Oh. Uh... but wouldn’t you rather use our mobile tap feature to...
LETA
All set. Thank you! I’m going to find out if Cash is here yet, or if I have enough time to hit the bar.
SKIP
Well.. uh, best of luck to you Ms. Jones. Maybe things will start looking up after tonight!
LETA
Thanks, but I don’t expect anything exciting to happen tonight.
The car door opens, and immediately...
EXT. EVENT SPACE ENTRANCE (CONT.)
SERGEI
I don’t want that creature in my car.
JAMBO
Hey, I took a shower for this valet gig.
SERGEI
Not you, that thing!
JAMBO
He’s not a thing, he’s a skink!
Emile screeches.
SERGEI
A stink?
JAMBO
WE DON’T STINK, WE BOTH TOOK SHOWERS! AND I’M NOT LEAVING HIM BEHIND! I NEED HIM TO KEEP AWAY THE MEMORIES OF PARKING IN DC DURING THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS.
GLORIA
Uh, sorry sir, we’ll have one of the other valets take your car. Jambo, why don’t you have another mint and take a break.
JAMBO
How could something so beautiful cause so much pain...?
Jambo trails off and the sound of another car driving away.
LETA
Uh... excuse me?
GLORIA
Oh! Sorry about all that, Ms. Jones! He’s really an excellent driver, just... you know... the war.
LETA
How do you know my name?
GLORIA (coming up with this on the spot)
Oh! Well... as head valet, I make it my business to memorize all the guests names so I can properly greet them when they arrive. Welcome to the tenth annual “Bee the Change Benefit” Ms. Leta Jones!
LETA
Thank you. Well, since you’ve memorized the names... do you think you could fill me in on who’s already here?
GLORIA
Ah. If you’re wondering about your boss, Mr. Cash MacDonald arrived about twenty minutes ago.
LETA
Ugh.
GLORIA
AND the members of the celebrity band, Talk it Out, have arrived. It was very exciting for us on the valet crew- they arrived in a stretch Ford Taurus!
LETA
Ugh.
GLORIA
Yeah... not my favorite either. I hope it will be a good night for you though!
LETA
At least I’ll get to see Deborah Winworth, is she here?
GLORIA
Oh yes! She’s a marvelous host. She’s been greeting everyone inside on behalf of the Conservation Society. I hear the organizers chose the band because they did the theme song for her favorite show.
LETA
Well, she deserves it. Only a saint like her would do this much to save the bees.
(beat)
I didn’t get your name...
GLORIA
Oh! Penelope Pinesap, at your service. If you need anything, just let me know.
LETA
Might need a quick escape later.
GLORIA (laughing)
I’m always prepared for those. I’ll be ready to get you a cab.
TRANSITION MUSIC
INT. CHECK IN COUNTER
Upbeat but light music plays like an elevator trying to be a little fancy. A short distance away, glasses clink and people mingle and chatter.
SERGEI
I hope that the vodka is better than the valet. HAHA!
McGrath’s voice comes into the foreground as we follow Leta to the reception desk.
MCGRATH (muttering)
Hope you like bottom-shelf swill, jerk.
(quick shift to Leta)
Hello. Welcome to “Bee the Change”, can I have your name please?
LETA
Leta Jones. I’m with Cash Incorporated.
MCGRATH
Uh huh, very good.
We hear a curtain rustling and hear Skip mutter something nearby. He also sounds like he is catching his breath.
MCGRATH
(to Skip)
What? I can’t hear you.
(back to Leta)
Sorry, my manager is the “micro” kind. Here is your table number. The...
(sighs)
... the “Bees Knees” dance competition begins at 8:30.
Some more mumbling.
MCGRATH
(to Skip)
I can’t hear you!
LETA
Is everything okay?
MCGRATH
Yeah, yeah. Here are your three raffle tickets. Place one or more in the box for the item of your choice on the raffle table.
The curtain opens and Skip pops out doing his best Sam Eagle.
SKIP
Don’t forget to tell her about the APP.
MCGRATH
I was getting there!
LETA
Wait, do I know you? Sorry I can’t hardly see you’re face but I could swear you are...
Skip stumbles and there’s a clatter.
LETA
You are! Gaviston the driver!
The sound of rustling and knocking stuff over. Skip returns to his normal voice.
SKIP
I... what, oh hello! Gaviston? I don’t know any Gaviston. I’m Percival Planwell, the event coordinator.
LETA
You’re kidding me.
SKIP
Wha... no kidding here! Ha! For the raffle, might I recommend the basket of bee themed miniature items, “Honey I Shrunk”?
LETA
You were just doing a voice, and I can literally see the red on your upper lip where your mustache was!
MCGRATH
He just has one of those faces, I’m sure. Now HERE is our QR code to scan for the event app so you can do everything from tracking the raffle results to voting for your favorite dance couple. If you could just scan this on your mobile device...
LETA
No thanks. Am I... in the right place. There... don’t seem to be that many people here.
SKIP
The Tristate Conservation Society decided to keep things small and exclusive this year. All the more reason to download our app so you have a better chance at...
LETA
No thanks, Percival. Maybe later.
SKIP
Well, alright then. In the meantime... many welcomes to you!
(setting up McGrath)
And...
(McGrath groans.)
AND...
MCGRATH (it pains her so much)
Hive a great time.
SKIP
Was that so hard?
McGrath gives a primal groan of frustration.
SKIP
Enjoy, Ms. Jones! Coat check is that way for your formal beesness attire!
MCGRATH
I can’t with you right now.
Leta steps away.
LETA
Bee people. So weird.
INT. COAT CHECK (CONTINUOUS)
STUDEBAKER
Hiya, Marlo Thomas, can I take your coat?
LETA
Uh... sure. My name’s Leta actually.
STUDEBAKER
Ah! Let me write that on your ticket so I don’t forget.
(writing)
Sa-lly Fi-eld. There we go! Here’s your stub!
LETA
Uh...
Zelda interjects.
ZELDA
You’d better hang on to that stub.
LETA
Yeah, seems so.
ZELDA
Benita Bostoff, I’m the CEO of EcoSites.
LETA
Oh! I read about your recent project in Connecticut. I didn’t think the industry Green Rating went that high!
ZELDA
We’re very proud of our work.
LETA
Are you working on projects here in the city? I would love to chat more if you have some time this evening.
ZELDA
I would like that very much. Why don’t I put my number in your phone in case we don’t have a chance to talk?
LETA
Oh sure, let me just...
She rustles around in her purse. Whitmire can be heard approaching.
WHITMIRE
Hello!? Valet!?!? Daddy needs his sweet red rider parked!
ZELDA (Gasping)
Biff! Closet!
STUDEBAKER
Not again!
There is the sound of quick rustling and doors closing.
LETA
...I can never find- ah here it is! You can put your num... Oh. Ms. Bostoff? Where did everyone go?
WHITMIRE
Do you work here?
LETA
No, sorry.
WHITMIRE
This is outrageous. I haven’t seen a single staff person since I came in here. Am I going to harass myself all evening? My friend Cash MacDonald will not be pleased. I’m going to have a word with him.
LETA
Secretary Whitmire, yes? I work for Mr. MacDonald. Why don’t we go find him together?
WHITMIRE
By way of the bar, me hopes.
TRANSITION MUSIC
INT. BALLROOM
Light music plays in the background with chatter and the clinking of glasses all around.
Cash MacDonald is talking with a bunch of men, who are laughing.
CASH
...It’s probably his only car, the bastard. And they don’t even like him over there.
Laughter from the men. Leta and Whitmire approach.
CASH
Eustace! You corrupt old son of a gun! I didn’t know you were coming.
WHITMIRE
Wherever there’s an open bar...I’ll be there.
LETA
Oh, excuse me... hello Mr. MacDonald. I’m Leta Jones from client services.
CASH
Lisa, welcome, so glad you could make it. Nancy has told me so much about you.
LETA
It’s Le... um, thanks for inviting me.
CASH
You deserve it, Lana. You deserve it. It’s a big night for us, real big. And they love us in the conservation world. We practically keep them in business with how much we support them.
LETA
It... sure is a great event.
CASH
Have you met everyone? My security guy...
SECURITY GUY
Good evening, Miss Jones.
CASH
...and these guys are from out of town, this is Sergei and... well I think they’re all named Sergei, am I right fellas?
Laughter and merriment from the Sergebains.
WHITMIRE
There’s not many men like you left, Cash. Used to be, people respected you if you made giant buckets of money. Now they expect you to bleed your heart AND your wallet at these sort of things.
LETA
How... good of you to be here.
WHITMIRE
I’m just here for the booze. Waiter... buzz yourself over here with that tray will you? Why are you running away from me?
Whitmire walks away.
CASH
Big things are coming, Laura, real big. Listen, we’ll be chatting with Mrs. Winworth later, I want you to be there.
LETA
Oh? Me? Um, of course.
CASH
Without giving too much away, I can just say it’s gonna be big for us, Laurie, real big.
LETA
Ok. Great,
CASH
There are some folks here who think they’re competitors of ours. Little people. Like that one over there in the pants suit talking to the b-list actor.
Zelda’s voice can be heard faintly.
CASH
She’s from some tree-hugging startup, they’re neck deep in woke ideology, EcoProblems or something.
LETA
EcoSites?
CASH
They want to build WIND FARMS or some crap but not in my city. It’s just not in the cards. They don’t have any cards; we’re holding all the cards. And when I’m done with them, it’s all gonna crumble like, uh, you know...
LETA
A house of cards.
CASH
No, that doesn’t sound right. You mingle and have a great time, go grab yourself another drink. We’ll be celebrating by tonight I can promise you that.
LETA
Ok... thank you.
Leta leaves the huddle as the men laugh some more. She walks through the crowd to the bar...
INT. BAR
Dr. Wiles is mixing up some drinks noisily.
WILES
Now, what REALLY makes a good tequila sunrise...
Sound of a torch igniting.
WILES
...Is the sunrise! Watch your eyebrows!
The sound of a torch going and people gasping. Bowden is there speaking in his earpiece.
BOWDEN
...just got to the bar and checking out the ballroom. Did you know Whitmire is here??
LETA
Sorry?
BOWDEN
Oh! Uh, apologies, I was just... rehearsing! Uh... ‘what wit be mired here, fair lady?’ It’s for a uh... Kenneth Branagh... musical.
LETA
Uh huh.
BOWDEN
Bowden Montcrief, pleasure to meet you!
LETA
Yes, I recognize you from Dancing with the Washed Up Stars.
BOWDEN
A fan! Well, it’s an extra pleasure then.
LETA
Are you here for the dance competition?
BOWDEN
I am indeed! Though I think my partner is more the “pro” than the “am” at this point. We’ve been practicing for weeks!
LETA
How do you know Benita Bostoff?
BOWDEN
Sorry, who?
LETA
The CEO of EcoSites? I noticed you were speaking with her before I came over.
BOWDEN
No, it was just another big fan who wanted an autograph.
LETA
What? I saw...
A clattering of glasses as Dr. Wiles approaches.
WILES
What can I get ya, lady?
LETA
Uh... a white wine for me thanks.
WILES
Great! I’ll start the centrifuge.
She scurries off and Skip arrives in a hurry.
SKIP
Bow... uh... Mr. Montcreif, I just wanted to confirm your slot for the dance competition. I believe you said you were on third?
BOWDEN
Yes, I spoke to the MC personally.
SKIP
Ah... well from the list I received, it seems you are on second.
BOWDEN
What? We’re supposed to go last.
LETA
Oh, it’s you, Percival.
SKIP
Ah, hello, Ms. Jones. I hope you’re having a bee-utiful time.
LETA
You’re telling me you’re in charge of the order of the dancers too?
SKIP
Oh, well, an event planner wears many hats you know.
LETA
Something about all this is really strange.
SKIP
Strange? Wha... what about this event is strange?
WILES
One glass of white wine, freshly steaming!
SKIP
Just ordinary buzz-ness as usual!
BOWDEN
These events are always a little quirky, Leta.
LETA
AH! I didn’t tell you my name!
BOWDEN
Well, Percival here just said it.
LETA
What... no I could have sworn.
Gloria suddenly appears carrying a filing cabinet.
GLORIA
Here’s the cabinet for the... oh, hello Ms. Jones, are you having a good time?
LETA
No! I’m kind of freaking out here, and why are you carrying a filing cabinet??
GLORIA
Oh this is just for the raffle. I’m just dropping it off before I go get ready for our dance number!
LETA
You’re in the dance competition too?
SKIP
Why don’t I get you a water, Ms. Jones.
LETA
No! No! Stop! Everyone just stop! This can not be a coincidence. You were definitely my Unter driver. You were definitely talking to Benita Bostoff. And you all are interconnected in too many ways!
SKIP
Ms. Jones I assure you...
LETA
And have you been talking to each other with ear pieces? It’s... it’s like you’re all conspiring on something... like your all...
(gasps)
All conspiring... I know what’s going on here. I know who you really are!
The current song playing in the event background comes to a close. There’s a moment of silence
SKIP
Now, Leta, discretion is very important for us at...
LETA
You’re with ECOSITES!
SKIP
I... what?
A new song starts up in the background.
BOWDEN
EcoSites! Yes, you caught us!
SKIP
Oh yes! Gosh darn it all, you caught us!
GLORIA
Ah rats!
LETA
This has something to do with a prospective site doesn’t it? Cash mentioned something about a big deal coming and competitors. And it has something to do with Mrs. Winworth.
SKIP
Ok yes. There is a piece of land in the city owned by Mrs. Winworth. And yes, that land may be going up for sale. And without sharing too much, it’s in everyone’s best interest if Cash MacDonald does not get that land.
LETA
Yeah, no kidding. Whatever it is, he’ll turn it into luxury condos. But what does masquerading as staff have to do with that?
BOWDEN
We are just making sure that EcoSites gets a fair shot here.
LETA
A fair shot? At buying the land?
GLORIA
Yes... for responsible, sustainable development.
SKIP
We know that Cash will stop at nothing to make a deal with Mrs. Winworth and will shut out other buyers if he can. But if we can make sure Benita or one of us gets every opportunity to make our case, Mrs. Winworth will certainly choose EcoSites as the buyer.
LETA
Mrs. Winworth is the host. She will not be able to talk business while greeting guests.
SKIP
We’ve arranged several ways for us to get one-on-one time with Mrs. Winworth. We’ve placed her and Benita together on the seating chart for dinner, we have multiple guests putting tickets on a nature walk with her in the raffle...
BOWDEN
...And the winner of the dance competition gets to go to a private reception with her.
SKIP
Any one of those should provide the one-on-one time we need with Mrs. Winworth to convince her to sell to EcoSites. Now Leta, I know you don’t have much reason to trust us at this point, but if you could find it in your heart not to reveal any of this to Mr. MacDonald...
LETA
What? No, I want to help you!
GLORIA
You do?
LETA
Yes! I’ve seen Cash bankrupt businesses like yours out of spite. I’ve seen him promise tens of thousands to contractors and get away with paying nothing on a few complaints. He has an army of lawyers ready to bully anyone who challenges him. But Mrs. Winworth actually cares about the environment... if you can make your case. This might work!
BOWDEN
Well, that’s a relief!
LETA
How can I help?
The music comes to an end and the MC (WALLACE) speaks over the microphone.
MC (O.S.)
Ladies and gentlemen... workers, drones, and queens...
GLORIA
Leta, if you really want to help us. Is there anything you’d like to tell us that may be relevant here? Anything about Cash Incorporated?
LETA
Um... no... no I... I don’t have anything.
MC (O.S.)
...please take your seats for our “Bee the Change” dinner.
People begin to head to their seats. McGrath comes up.
MCGRATH
Uh... Percival?
SKIP
One moment. Leta, if you can think of anything at all that may be able to help...
LETA
I... I...
MCGRATH
Percival!
SKIP
What? What is it?
MCGRATH
Cash is blowing up the seating chart. He’s sitting Mrs. Winworth at his table! Right there!
SKIP
What? Oh for the love of bees!
Skip runs off...
INT. TABLE SETTING
Scraping of chairs and clinking of dishes as people settle into their seats at the tables.
CASH
That’s right, tuck her in there Sergei. And change her order to steak. She’ll love it!
SKIP
Hello! Hello all! So nice that you were all o-bee-dient in moving timely to your seats.
SERGEI
If it is mine, I will take chair home with me. Ha!
SKIP
Mrs. Winworth, I hope you are having a wonderful time!
Mrs. Winworth responds to this and all comments directed at her with polite cooing sounds like a video game character that only speaks in “ah” “hm” “oh”.
SKIP
And so good of you all to help Mrs. Winworth to her seat. Uh, that is to say, this is... uh... actually not the correct...
CASH
Can you believe none of these people helped poor Mrs. Winworth? It’s a disgrace, I tell you, it’s a terrible disgrace.
SKIP
Ah, well, you see this is not actually Mrs. Winworth’s...
CASH
And can you believe the incompetence? They put her all the way over there by the stage. Poor Mrs. Winworth has mobileness issues.
SKIP (seething as much as Skip can)
Mobility issues?
Mrs. Winworth coos.
CASH
And they expect her to walk all the way over there, it’s a disgrace. It’s really a terrible disgrace. They ought to be ashamed.
SKIP
Ah well... if I could just...
CASH
Why don’t you go get Mrs. Winworth another tonic water. This was the closest table and even this was far. It’s a wonder she can stand.
SKIP
Mrs. Winworth is sitting. But yes, very well. I will fetch that tonic water right away.
Skip storms off. Mrs. Winworth mumbles something.
CASH
(calling after Skip)
And make it dirty!
(to Winworth )
Lady, you’re my kind of dame.
INT. BAR
MC (O.S.)
Ladies and gentlemen, drones, workers, and queens: The Tristate Conservation Society proudly presents: the salad!
The sound of lids being lifted. A few oohs and aahs.
MCGRATH
What happened?
SKIP
That...! That was less than polite I must say. I gave GREAT consideration to accessibility when choosing everyone’s seat. I should show him my flow chart.
Some rustling to grab him as he tries to walk away.
MCGRATH
Percival, no! Leta is right about this guy. He’s a jerk. You can’t reason with him. You get into it with him and it’s just going to spiral out of control.
BOWDEN
They gave out that same advice on to everyone working with Mel Gibson on Braveheart 2: Brave Harder.
SKIP
Alright. Let’s not push it. We still have the nature walk in the raffle and the dance competition! We’ll have our chance.
LETA
Are you sure about this raffle?
SKIP
We have a host of guests putting in their tickets on behalf of EcoSites. We have a very high statistical chance of getting chosen.
LETA
Well... I should go check it out, just in case.
SKIP
Well, alright, but Ms. Jones... if you can think of anything...
LETA
I... I’ll just head over there now!
MUSIC: TRANSITION
INT. RAFFLE TABLE
The MC comes in overhead:
MC
Next up, we break open the honey combs for the main course!
Lids open. Oohs and Aahs. The sound of a ticket tearing and dropping in a box. Timmy Two-Bit is manning the raffle table.
TIMMY TWO-BIT
Best of luck to you on the raffle draw for the Bumble in the Jungle paint-by-numbers. Enjoy your evening!
A few of the Waynes can be heard as they leave the raffle table. Leta arrives.
LETA
Hello, are you running the raffle?
TIMMY TWO-BIT
Running it? I organized the whole thing! And I have a fool-proof system for making sure everyone puts in their three tickets and no more! It’s a simple matter of...
LETA
Ok, sure. I’m just wondering, um...
(quietly)
Got any tips on what’s still open?
TIMMY TWO-BIT
Ah! You’ve come to the right organizer. I’ve been keeping a running tally in my head. Your best bet is the Bee-line Feline, the little statuette of a cat chasing a bee.
LETA
Hm. What about the... nature walk with Mrs. Winworth.
TIMMY TWO-BIT
Ah, well, that is the one you are least likely to win actually. Nearly everyone in the room has put in a ticket for that one, and most of them put ALL their tickets in. And I put so much time into all the box decorations...
He picks up a box and it makes a little squeaky-toy sound.
LETA
Do you happen to know where that guy over there put his tickets?
TIMMY TWO-BIT
Cash MacDonald? I don’t care much for him, he called me “little guy” and told me to get him a PibbXtra!
LETA
Did he put his tickets in for the nature walk?
TIMMY TWO-BIT
Yes, all of them. And so did his friends.
LETA
His... friends?
TIMMY TWO-BIT
Yes, the ones at that table and that one and that one, passing around the water in that weird bottle.
Some cheers from the Sergebians.
LETA
Vodka.
TIMMY TWO-BIT
They said I couldn’t have any!
LETA
Well, I’m afraid they were right about that. Thanks for the tip but I’m joining the nature walk crowd.
Sound of tickets ripping and dropping in. Skip approaches.
SKIP
Well, Ms. Jones, has Timmy confirmed that the odds are in our favor?
LETA
No! Did you know all the guys at these three tables put in tickets for Cash?
SKIP
Oh. Well, that’s not good.
LETA
No, it’s not! He’s doing what he always does, he’s bending rules to get what he wants. We have to do something.
The MC comes on.
MC (O.S.)
Would the ProAm partners participating in the Bees-Knees Dance competition please buzz their way to the dance floor.
Bowden and Gloria come up to them.
GLORIA
Wish us luck!
BOWDEN
Or break a bee’s knee!
SKIP
You’ll be great!
LETA
Are there more people you could get to put tickets in?
SKIP
Leta, we could try but... maybe there’s some other way we can get the upper hand on Cash.
LETA
What... no... we have to... well, there’s still the dance competition right? I’m going to go watch from the bar, hopefully they win!
She leaves.
INT. BAR
Some excited cheers from the crowd as the MC comes on again.
MC (O.S.)
Please welcome to the stage for the Bee’s Knees ProAm Dance Competition, performing their smash hit “You’ve Just Got to Be”, our celebrity musical guest, Talk it Out!
Cheers from the audience and thanks from the band members as they set up.
Leta sits at the bar with McGrath.
MCGRATH
You want some popcorn?
LETA
Oh, it’s you! Where did you get that popcorn?
MCGRATH
I’m always prepared.
Leta breathes heavily in nervousness, sound of nails tapping on the bar.
MCGRATH
Hey, you seem really worried about this.
LETA
(sighs)
I just... I just want to make sure this works. I... I need this.
MC (O.S.)
And welcome to our three celebrity guest dancers: Bowden Montcrief, Margot Saint Marrymore, and Cash MacDonald!
Applause.
LETA
(gasps)
Wait, Cash? Cash is in the dance competition? I’ve never heard anything about him being a dancer. Who’s his partner going to be?
MCGRATH
Huh. I don’t know.
(stuffing popcorn)
Maybe it’s his ego.
MUSIC: “YOU’VE JUST GOT TO BE”
The music begins with a low ambiance.
MC (O.S.)
First up on the dance floor: Daytime television star of All My Hospitals, Margot Saint Marrymore with partner Stanley Stucko!
Some cheers as TALK IT OUT begins singing their song. The music continues as the audience applauds lightly and the MC chimes in.
MC
A round of applause for our dancers!
LETA
Well, they were just ok.
MCGRATH
Yeah, Bowden will wipe the floor with them. Don’t tell him I said that.
MC (O.S.)
Next up, Acquaintances star Bowden Montcrief and partner Penelope Pinesap!
McGrath and Leta cheer loudly along with the crowd. McGrath and Leta talk over the music.
LETA
Hey, you’re right, they’re not bad!
MCGRATH
Glor... uh Penelope, took like a million classes and Bowden made like a billion different choices for his tights.
LETA
It seems like you all went to a lot of trouble to put this together...
Some enthusiastic claps- Bowden and Gloria are doing well.
MCGRATH
Trust me, this is nothing. We’ve been through a lot worse than this together.
LETA
How... how do you do it? I mean, how do you... make the right choices.
MCGRATH
Ha! We don’t. Sometimes we do. But I don’t know... I guess we just look out for each other. We try to make the best decisions together.
The music builds. There are oohs and aahs from the audience as Bowden and Gloria pull out all the stops.
MCGRATH
Oh man, they’re going for the lift!
The audience gasps in anticipation. Bowden lifts Gloria like they’re in Dirty Dancing. The audience applauds wildly.
MCGRATH
Nailed it!
LETA
Wow! That was great! They may actually win this! This may work!
The music continues instrumental.
MC (O.S.)
A round of applause for our dancers!
Cheers and applause.
MC
And finally, please welcome Cash MacDonald...
LETA
Wait, who’s that coming out?
The audience cheers.
MC
...and surprise bonus celebrity guest Flossy Weathers, star of the hit show All in the House Ties!
Wild applause.
LETA
What!? That’s Mrs. Winworth’s favorite show!
MCGRATH
She played the grandmother on that show... how is she still alive??
The song does a key change up into the refrain. The audience basically applauds the whole time.
LETA
Oh that is so unfair!
MCGRATH
I mean... go grandma though, is that a foxtrot?
Bowden and Gloria come up to them.
BOWDEN
Are you seeing this??
GLORIA
We had the partner list beforehand and she wasn’t on it. He must have snuck her in!
MCGRATH
I mean, you two were incredible though.
BOWDEN
Well, it won’t matter now! What judges aren’t going to vote for the 98 year old television granny doing the foxtrot? I knew I should have picked my other tights.
The song comes to a closing ambiance. Lots of cheers.
MCGRATH
Well... I think we know who won. I guess that’s it then.
LETA
No...
GLORIA
It’s alright, we’ll figure out another way to talk to Mrs. Winworth.
LETA
No, no.
She rushes away.
GLORIA
Leta, where are you going?
The audience continues to clap.
INT. WOMEN’S RESTROOM
The bathroom door opens and Leta walks in. Dr. Pickle is the attendant.
DR. PICKLE
Oh, hello! Welcome to the women’s restroom. Would you like... a towel?
LETA
No, I’m... I’m ok... I’ll just be over here.
DR. PICKLE
That’s what bathrooms are for! Would you like me to hold your phone while you…refresh yourself?
LETA
Um, no thank you. I have to make a call.
DR. PICKLE
Alrighty then. Just as well. I’d probably drop it in the commode if I’m honest.
Sound of stall opening and closing as Leta goes in. She presses some buttons on her phone and then the “send” noise. Then she presses a couple more and we hear a single ring before pickup.
NEWSCASTER CONNIE (ON PHONE)
Leta?
LETA
Do it.
NEWSCASTER CONNIE (ON PHONE)
You’re gonna send the file?
LETA
I just did.
NEWSCASTER CONNIE (ON PHONE)
Yes! Suck it, Steve Connors, mama has an exclusive!!!
Leta hangs up and sits in silence for a moment, takes a deep breath.
MUSIC: TRANSITION
INT. BEE HIVE SCULPTURE UNVEILING
The sounds of people milling about and clinking glasses. MC comes in over the sound system:
MC (O.S.)
Ladies and gentlemen, drones, workers, and queens, the unveiling of the sculpture “Honey Dreams” is about to begin in the rear of the banquet hall.
CASH (Hamming it up)
Let me take your arm, Mrs. Winworth. Here, we’ll stand right next to the sculpture, that’s right. I love art! I love it! Probably the biggest art lover in the world really.
MC
Ladies and gentlemen, we’ll do the unveiling in one moment, please gather around.
Skip is pushing through the crowd.
SKIP
Excuse me! Oh pardon me! So sorry! Leta! Are you alright? I heard you left in a hurry after the dance.
LETA
I’m alright.
SKIP
I know things didn’t go the way we planned but...
LETA
It’s ok, I uh... I took care of it.
SKIP
Sorry?
LETA
I’m not sure what’s going to happen to me but... but I hope you all do something good with that land, for the city.
SKIP
Leta I...
MC
Yes! Gather round, gather...
CASH
Just get started, will you fella? We have a reception to go to.
The sound of a whole bunch of phone alerts going off.
ZELDA
Oh my God!
MC
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present... Honey Dreams!
A sheet comes off the sculpture. There is no reaction.
MC
I said “Honey Dreams”, why are you all looking at your phones?
ZELDA
Oh it’s... it’s nothing... it’s nothing. Just some breaking news.
CASH
Let me see that.
There are some murmurs in the crowd.
MUSIC: NEWS THEME
NEWSCASTER CONNIE (ON VIDEO)
Legendary Anchorwoman Connie St. Stevens here with breaking news. A source within Cash MacDonald’s inner circle has confirmed to me exclusively that the billionaire is, in fact, a pauper.
CASH
Is this a joke? Are you making some kind of joke?
ZELDA
Me? It’s live on the news!
NEWSCASTER CONNIE (ON VIDEO)
Cash Inc., one of the top development firms in the country is about to declare bankruptcy.
There is a gasp from the crowd.
NEWSCASTER CONNIE (ON VIDEO)
My exclusive source tells me it will be a miracle if they can keep the lights on through the weekend. Representatives from Cash Inc. have yet to provide our station with a comment.
CASH
What is this garbage? What is this? Someone clearly made up a story about me! I’m filthy rich! JUST LOOK AT THIS CUMMERBUND!
ZELDA
Looks like a rental to me.
CASH
Oh. I see. Okay. I know exactly who did this.
LETA (under her breath)
Oh no.
CASH
I’m so sorry folks. So sorry to have to say this at such a beautiful event but I’m afraid, someone here has not been truthful.
LETA
Oh god...
CASH
EcoSites is a fake company!
Another gasp from the crowd.
LETA
What?
CASH
They never actually built anything, we have all the proof. And they’re jealous of us, so they leaked this made up story.
Murmurs of disapproval from the crowd.
ZELDA
I... don’t know what you’re talking about.
CASH
I do EXTENSIVE research on my competition. At first, I thought you guys were just morons - but it all makes sense now. You’re just a front! Bunch of LibTards. Sergei, my file!
SERGEI
Here you go, Comrade. I mean...buddy boy.
Cash shoves a file folder to Zelda.
CASH
Read it and weep.
Skip pushes forward.
SKIP
Folks, if I can just direct your attention to the lovely artwork!
CASH
And you! You’ve been helping them haven’t you?
SKIP
Me? What, no!
WHITMIRE
Granger? Anders?
Whitmire pushes through the crowd.
WHITMIRE
I thought I saw your people sneaking around.
BOWDEN
Sneaking? I did a dance number!
CASH
You think I don’t know what’s going on? You’ve been chatting it up with EcoSites all evening. Did they put you up to this?
SKIP
I... no I...
WHITMIRE
EcoSites? What’s all this about?
SKIP
Secretary Whitmire... I...
CASH
What a disgrace. What an absolute disgrace. And at an event my company has supported more than anyone else. It’s shameful.
Murmurs from the crowd.
LETA
What have I done?
CASH
Come on, Mrs. Winworth, I’m sorry they’re trying to spoil the event with their fake news. Let me escort you to the after-dinner reception for the WINNERS of the dance competition. My people, with me.
People all start to leave.
WHITMIRE
Anders. Granger. Cash MacDonald is a well-respected citizen. If I find out you’re up to something here...
SKIP
I... assure you Secretary Whitmire,
(quietly)
Anything we may be doing we are doing for good reason.
WHITMIRE
I don’t want to hear it! LA LA LA! I’m going to that reception before they eat all the desserts! Enjoy the rest of the party, because tomorrow, I’m going to dissolve your little organization for good.
He goes. The crowd thins out.
LETA
Percival. Ms. Bostoff... I’m so...
Security Guy takes her arm.
SECURITY GUY
Miss Jones, you’re with Mr. MacDonald for the reception. Did you forget?
LETA
No... I... I’m coming.
MUSIC: TRANSITION
INT. RECEPTION ROOM
The reception room is quiet, some light piano is playing.
CASH
This is such a wonderful event you’re hosting Mrs. Winworth you must be very proud.
Winworth coos.
CASH
So glad we are away from that disgraceful display, I’m so sorry you had to see that. But now we have a chance to talk! I have big ideas Mrs. Winworth, big ideas! And I think you’re going to love ‘em. Lacy, tell Mrs. Winworth how great my buildings are!
Leta’s phone buzzes.
LETA
Excuse me.
(picking up)
Hello?
SKIP (O.S.)
Leta! I’m glad you picked up.
LETA
How did you get this number?
SKIP (O.S.)
Where are you right now?
LETA
I’m... I’m at the reception!
Cash’s voice carries from the conversation.
CASH
And we are prepared to build six hundred homes, it will practically be a small town!
SKIP (O.S.)
No, I mean where in the room?
LETA
What? I’m... I’m in the back.
SKIP (O.S.)
Ok great, stay there.
LETA
Percival, wait! Look, I... I did something... and I don’t know what’s going to happen, and now I feel like it was for nothing and...
SKIP
It’s going to be ok! Hang on, Penelope wants to talk to you.
LETA
WHY?
The phone is passed.
GLORIA (O.S.)
Hello, Leta?
LETA
What’s going on?
GLORIA (O.S.)
I’m not 100% sure what’s going to happen either, but I just wanted to let you know that you are ok.
LETA
I’m ok? No, I’m not ok. Whatever you’ve been trying to do here - you’re terrible at it! All your stupid plans with the dancing and the raffle and whatever the hell you were going to do with that dumb bee sculpture - none of that was going to take down Cash! So I had to do something. I leaked that story about him being broke! And it’s only a matter of time before somebody figures out it was me.
GLORIA (O.S.)
We know Leta.
LETA
What?
GLORIA (O.S.)
We know. And we’ll help if we can. I just need you to hang on a little longer.
LETA
I...
GLORIA (O.S.)
I have to go. Just hold on a little longer. We’ve got you.
Sound of the call ending.
LETA (to herself)
What is going on?
Cash is still speaking to Mrs. Winworth.
CASH
Let me assure you, Mrs. Winworth, it’s fake news. That Connie St. Stevens is a liar. I only trust Steve Connors. His hair is so good.
Mrs. Winworth mumbles.
CASH
Look, regardless of what the company’s situation may be, Mrs. Winworth, let me assure you- my friends are prepared to make this deal and deliver on our word. Believe me when I say, we have the money.
A questioning coo from Mrs. Winworth.
CASH
Well...why don’t you take a look at my Swiss bank account...all those sweet Sergebian transfers and not a one of them traceable.
A beep a Cash pulls up something on his phone. Security guy suddenly steps up.
SECURITY GUY
The bag has dropped. I repeat, the bag has dropped.
The door suddenly BURSTS open.
JAMBO
Everybody freeze! Stay where you are!
Emile shrieks.
JAMBO
We agreed I was gonna say it, Emile!
Sound of security coming into the room.
CASH
What in world is this?? How dare you come in here? We are having a private discussion.
Skip enters.
SKIP
Cash MacDonald, you are under arrest for violating the Foreign Agents Registration Act by acting as an unregistered foreign agent of the Republic of Sergebia.
CASH
I... you again!
WHITMIRE
Foreign agent of what now?
Zelda enters. A rustling of papers as she hands him a file.
ZELDA
It’s all in this briefing Mr. Secretary. Sorry we couldn’t brief you sooner but you surprised us when you arrived unannounced this evening.
The sound of handcuffs being snapped on.
SECURITY GUY
You’re coming with me.
CASH
What? You’re MY security guy!
SECURITY GUY
They paid me more. That’s capitalism.
CASH
This is a disgrace! An absolute disgrace! I don’t know who you think you are but you will really regret this, I promise you.
Security Guy and Jambo lead them away. McGrath, Gloria, and Bowden all come in.
BOWDEN
We did it, team!
MCGRATH
About time that ass-hat got his hat handed to him.
GLORIA
Are you alright, Leta? We wanted to prepare you as best we could.
Leta is in shock.
LETA
I... but how... who?
The sounds of things powering down. Sets being disassembled. Actors murmuring.
ZELDA
WRAP IT UP, PEOPLE. We’ve only got the hall for another hour and they’ve got KaijuCon in here tomorrow!
MCGRATH
OH SWEET! I wanna meet Mothra!
LETA
What is happening!?
SKIP
Ms. Jones, I’m afraid we may have deceived you a little this evening.
MCGRATH
A little?
BOWDEN
In the theater, we might call it a play within a play.
GLORIA
Or a bait and hook, if you like fishing metaphors.
MCGRATH
We made some arrangements with the Tristate Conservation Society. This isn’t the real event they put on each year for the bees... it was...
Skip jumps in excitedly.
SKIP
A STING operation!
MCGRATH
God, you’ve been waiting for that all night, haven’t you?
LETA
But all the party guests...
BOWDEN
ACTORS! We truly will do anything for a free meal and an open bar. I had my agent tell them it was a pilot for a reboot of Punk’d.
LETA
This isn’t a TV show...is it?
GLORIA
I know this a lot. But, I promise you, we’re on your side.
SKIP
Our sources have known for over a year that the Sergebian government has been meeting privately with people close to Cash MacDonald. We discovered that they were secretly looking to purchase land in the United States without the knowledge of the U.S. Government.
GLORIA
And we know that Mrs. Winworth’s land was one of the properties the Sergebians were after.
LETA (in disbelief)
Oh.
BOWDEN
But we couldn’t prove any connection to Cash. He covers his tracks better than Gwyneth Paltrow when she goes to Taco Bell.
MCGRATH
We knew we would have to get him in a scenario we could control, or we’d never get any proof.
LETA
But you... but I...
SKIP
Yes, Leta, you were the last piece of the puzzle! We needed you to provide the contents of an email you were erroneously cc’d on three weeks ago with an internal company financial statement.
LETA
You knew about that?
MCGRATH
I found a chain of emails talking about how you’d been mistakenly sent the file, but they had covered their tracks real good. I couldn’t find what they’d sent you and you...
LETA
I deleted the email and hid the file on my phone.
MCGRATH
Not bad, kid. I found chatter that Cash Inc was going to arrange for you to take a car here tonight. There was going to be an accident...
LETA
THEY WERE GOING TO KILL ME!?
SKIP
Oh! No! No! They were going to smash your phone. So we made sure I was your driver instead. We kept trying to get the file off your phone ourselves - but, well, you’re very cautious.
LETA
Oh. Oh okay. But what does that have to do with this arrest?
SKIP
We knew that if we were going to catch Cash in the act, we’d have to create the conditions for him to feel in control, hurry to make a deal, and link himself to the Sergebians.
LETA
So... when you were trying to get time with Mrs. Winworth...
BOWDEN
...it was only a ruse to give him a chance to feel like he was winning.
SKIP
Though he was surprisingly good at it, I must admit.
GLORIA
If Cash knew there was a strong effort by a competitor to get the land, he’d be sure to move quickly.
SKIP
We knew that without the money from the Sergebians, Cash would not have been able to make a purchase as large as this land deal.
GLORIA
And if Mrs. Winworth had credible reason to doubt Cash’s finances...
MCGRATH
...he’d be forced to admit he had the money from somewhere else. But we needed proof.
LETA
You needed the file on my phone.
SKIP
We were going to have Mrs. Winworth show him an anonymous message she’d received with the file.
GLORIA
But a live news broadcast... well that works too!
MCGRATH
Much better than plan B.
BOWDEN
Hey, having her win a Cash Inc. filing cabinet with a mysterious company memo inside makes for great Noir material!
SKIP
A few of the Sergebians figured out something was going on and slipped out but we made several arrests among them as well. The important thing is that we succeeded in arresting Cash.
LETA
So the leak... it actually helped.
GLORIA
It did! Not quite how we expected things to go, but you got us there!
LETA
But... he thought you all did it.
ZELDA
We can handle that. For now, we have enough to warrant an arrest and a deeper look into Mr. MacDonald’s finances. I’m quite sure there will be some interesting finds his lawyers will have a hard time justifying.
WHITMIRE (Rustling through papers)
Well... uh... naturally I suspected all this from the beginning. Shame on old MacDonald, but justice is served, as always. So you mean to tell me your people are running this whole thing?
ZELDA
We are.
WHITMIRE
Well then, in that case... bartender, open that back up! If we can afford to pay for a washed up 80s band you can afford to wash me up with another scotch.
He leaves.
LETA
Wow... I can’t believe it.
(beat)
Wait, how did you get Mrs. Winworth to go along with all this?
BOWDEN
Oh, that’s not the real Mrs. Winworth.
The sound of a snap face coming off. It’s Larry.
LARRY
Hi, Larry Hastings, Bass-Baritone. It’s a shame I didn’t have any real lines as the old woman. I’ve been told my natural speaking voice is akin to a chain smoking Bea Arthur. Very femme.
Exit Larry.
LETA
So... who are you all, really? FBI? CIA? Something like that?
They chuckle.
SKIP
Something like that.
ZELDA
Miss Jones, thank you for your assistance, but you never met us. We were never here. This party never happened.
MUSIC: TRANSITION
EXT. EVENT SPACE ENTRANCE
The sounds of cars going by and footsteps walking away as Leta steps out of the building onto the sidewalk.
JAMBO
Did you, have a car with the valet, ma’am?
LETA
No, I didn’t.
JAMBO
Okay, good, because Emile ate all the keys.
Emile coos. Gloria comes out.
GLORIA
Leta! I just wanted to say thanks again. I’m sorry about all this, it can’t have been easy for you.
LETA
Honestly, considering how I was feeling a couple hours ago. I think this was the best thing that could have happened for me.
GLORIA (laughing)
Well, that’s a relief!
LETA
Ever since I got that email I just felt... awful all the time. I couldn’t make up my mind. Was Cash really hiding something or is this just how business is run? Am I actually helping by bringing truth to light or just sowing more distrust in the world? Am I really that innocent or am I just as bad as them for working at the company.
GLORIA
People like Cash... well, we’ve seen their kind a lot. And I imagine that seeing him get away with whatever he wants all the time was not easy.
LETA
I guess I just never thought he’d be held accountable for the things he does. I was starting to think that’s just how the world is. Even now it feel hard to believe this is happening.
GLORIA
Yeah, I know what it’s like to feel that the world is crazy and that the bad guys always win.
LETA
How do you do it? How do you keep going like that?
GLORIA
Well. People like Cash... they promote themselves all the time. They make it impossible for you to not see everything exceptional about them, real or not. I guess the people who want the best... who really want to help others and not just themselves... well, they don’t do that. They work in the dark. Without a lot of thank-yous. For my part, I’m glad you got to see what we do, even if just a little bit. We... don’t always get the chance to show people we’re out there. And maybe we should.
LETA
Do you mind if I give you a hug?
GLORIA
I prefer it!
They hug.
LETA
Ha. I guess I’ll be out of a job now.
GLORIA
Well, you know, the real Mrs. Winworth is probably looking for someone to take on a project with that land.
LETA
Huh. I guess so.
GLORIA
Hey, do you want me to call you car? I did promise you a quick escape if you needed one!
LETA
I guess I don’t need one after all.
MUSIC: END CREDITS
MISSION VOICE
(Read Credits)
INT. ATHENA’S OFFICE - NIGHT
Athena locks up the office.
ATHENA
Right...last threatening email sent...audit tomorrow...meeting to bribe Congress on Thursday. Great.
(closes her laptop)
Clocking out.
CHET
No goodnight kiss?
ATHENA
Aah! Chet. Forgot you were sleeping here.
CHET
I emptied your recycling and spit-shined the tile.
ATHENA
So you did. Not bad. Maybe you’ll be a better domestic than a spy.
CHET
When do we start working on figuring out your ghost signal?
ATHENA
We’ll start tomorrow.
CHET
Terry’s overnight office bed is super uncomfortable.
ATHENA
Well if I ever see him again, I’ll tell him. Right after I kill him.
She shuts the door and locks it. She walks down the hallway. Drops a keycard in a lock. BLAAAP.
COMPUTER VOICE
Warning. Top secret area. Identify -
ATHENA
It’s me.
COMPUTER VOICE
Welcome, Athena. You look stunning.
ATHENA (bored at herself)
I know.
A door SLIDES OPEN.
TERRY
O’Brien! How long do you intend to keep me in this cage?
ATHENA
Eh, pipe down Terry. Just wanted to let you know that we’ve got a guest staying in your old bed. I don’t want to tip him off that you’re here, so keep it down.
TERRY
The sheets on that bed are a custom seven thousand thread sheet blend. Not my favorite, but still VERY expensive.
Athena SMACKS the bars. Terry falls back, terrified.
ATHENA
What do you know about bioelectricity? Platypuses, elephantnose fish - animals that generate or receive electric signals.
TERRY
Nearly nothing.
ATHENA
How about spontaneous EMF fields? Radio signals from thin air?
TERRY
You must be joking. Pure hokum. Ghost hunter nonsense -
ATHENA
Never had our R&D dabble in any paranormal research? A Ray Stanz on the payroll I don’t know about...
TERRY
We’re both a bit too rational to believe in ghosts, aren’t we?
Athena grabs him and YANKS him into the bars, holding him there!
ATHENA
You’re not hiding something from me, are you Terry?
TERRY
No! I swear!
ATHENA
Because if I found out you had anything to do with this -
TERRY
Please Athena! I don’t know what you’re talking about but I’m hiding nothing from you!
ATHENA
I dunno, Terry, you can be pretty sneaky...
TERRY
You have me researching cloning technology while isolated in a cage in a sealed room! I haven’t seen daylight in weeks! No contact with any human being - how could I be doing anything to you?
ATHENA
Get back to work.
TERRY
We both know where I really need to be if you want results.
ATHENA
...night night, Terry.
She walks out and SHUTS HIM IN again. Terry whimpers in the dark.
Then GASPS.
There’s a strange...metallic...slithering sound.
TERRY
You’re still with me?
ADMIRAL
I’m here, Terry.
There’s something wrong with the Admiral’s voice - something inhuman.
TERRY
I told her I knew nothing!
ADMIRAL
And did she believe you?
TERRY
Yes.
The slither grows closer.
ADMIRAL
Are you certain?
TERRY
Yes! Yes I swear! I’m doing everything you asked of me!
ADMIRAL
I hope so Terry...for your sake.
The Admiral laughs...and then dissolves into a dusty wind.
TERRY
Yes Admiral. Yes sir. Anything you say.
MUSIC: STINGER